Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself.

Once an angry man dragged his father along the ground through his own orchard. "Stop!" cried the groaning old man at last. "Stop! I did not drag my father beyond this tree."

Paul Manafort is the guy who asks you out on a date, and then when you say no, he's like, "Whatever, Katie -- you're not that pretty anyway."

The grandmother didn't want to go to Florida.

Hope Hicks is the fake friend who asks you if you're going to lose ten pounds right after you spent the last six months busting your ass to lose ten pounds. 
 

In my younger and more venerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the advantages that you've had."

Jared Kushner is one of those guys who's a 7 on the intelligence scale, and he has no idea that he's surrounded by 8's and 9's.

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.

There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

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